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[animefanblogotaku]

This is carved in one of the tables at a local restaurant in my hometown

[hope-coffee-and-poetry]

You know the refill wait time must be intense here

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[its-tortle]

i don't know who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to gain weight in your twenties. you are a grown ass adult now. your body can and should not be the same as it was at seventeen. allow it to grow along with you <3

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[podencos]

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

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[tytoalbias]

i love the ambiguity of zelda and link's relationship. they are in love. they're just good friends. they're married. link just follows zelda around like a puppy and she got attached to him. they're t4t. they're work buddies. zelda is in love with link and hes just doing his job. link is in love with zelda and shes just doing her job. they're soulmates. they're bound together by their duty to hyrule. they're bearding for each other

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[lilaeleaf]

Some poor suffering gobs!!

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[greelin]

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

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[lillamolntuss]

RED WINE MAKE YOU CRAZY. RED WINE IS FOR GETTING STUCK IN THE LABYRINTH AND MAKING OUT SLOPPY WITH THE MINOTAUR SENSUALLY

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[super-metroid]

the only reason i know that a gigabyte is bigger than a megabyte is because giga drain is stronger than mega drain in pokemon

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[bewbin]

shits gotta be hard for flowers man. rose gets all the fame and money but then you have a loser like daisy who is either referred to as whoopsy daisy or pushing up daisies. sunflowers got the the thing about looking at the sun but people really only fuck with him for his seeds. i don’t even know how to spell chris anthem mum’s

[bewbin]

chyrsyanthemum

[bewbin]

Crysanthumom

[bewbin]

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[catchymemes]

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[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[mp-lily]

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

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[annevbonny]

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

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[stuckinapril]

do u ever walk from a social interaction like damn. this is why i keep my mouth shut most of the time

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[evilwizard]

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

[evilwizard]

YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS

WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

[aggressiveslothnoises]

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

[evilwizard]

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Google every time I sign into my own damn account: WAS THIS YOU!!?? DID YOU SIGN IN?? There is a DEVICE and it is LOGGED IN to YOUR ACCOUNT. This is the 4th notification. I will send more. We need to make sure it’s you. IS THIS YOU???? Are you sure. CAN I GET SOME ID? Just quadruple checking.