This is carved in one of the tables at a local restaurant in my hometown
You know the refill wait time must be intense here
This is carved in one of the tables at a local restaurant in my hometown
You know the refill wait time must be intense here
i don't know who needs to hear this, but you're allowed to gain weight in your twenties. you are a grown ass adult now. your body can and should not be the same as it was at seventeen. allow it to grow along with you <3
i love the ambiguity of zelda and link's relationship. they are in love. they're just good friends. they're married. link just follows zelda around like a puppy and she got attached to him. they're t4t. they're work buddies. zelda is in love with link and hes just doing his job. link is in love with zelda and shes just doing her job. they're soulmates. they're bound together by their duty to hyrule. they're bearding for each other
RED WINE MAKE YOU CRAZY. RED WINE IS FOR GETTING STUCK IN THE LABYRINTH AND MAKING OUT SLOPPY WITH THE MINOTAUR SENSUALLY
the only reason i know that a gigabyte is bigger than a megabyte is because giga drain is stronger than mega drain in pokemon
shits gotta be hard for flowers man. rose gets all the fame and money but then you have a loser like daisy who is either referred to as whoopsy daisy or pushing up daisies. sunflowers got the the thing about looking at the sun but people really only fuck with him for his seeds. i don’t even know how to spell chris anthem mum’s
chyrsyanthemum
Crysanthumom
do u ever walk from a social interaction like damn. this is why i keep my mouth shut most of the time
STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES
YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS
WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW
*mashes the skip dialogue button*
Google every time I sign into my own damn account: WAS THIS YOU!!?? DID YOU SIGN IN?? There is a DEVICE and it is LOGGED IN to YOUR ACCOUNT. This is the 4th notification. I will send more. We need to make sure it’s you. IS THIS YOU???? Are you sure. CAN I GET SOME ID? Just quadruple checking.